Happy birthday, Loretta!

I thought Jason’s friend Ash was kidding when he said he randomly met some people in a Melbourne bar who were fans of this blog. I’ve never been to Australia so I could only figure that these people were friends of friends or something.

But it turns out they really just stumbled on here, while looking for a picture of a fried egg online!

I know this because Chi emailed me last week, asking for a favour: Could I send a birthday shout-out to Loretta?

Well, shucks! Sure I can.

Happy birthday, Loretta in Melbourne! May your day be as sweet and delicious as a plate of Chinese sesame balls.

(To the rest of ya, don’t get any ideas. I’m not turning into Hallmark. But you should check out someecards for some jaw-dropping, hilarious special occasion cards.)